Saturday, May 16, 2009

his

His Kind of Woman(1951)

That which belongs to him. That particular thing which belongs to a male person. Property attributed to a male person.
That unit is his, not yours. His unit is much larger than your unit.
Lieutenant Hubert Gruber: When he was taller, he signed his paintings further up.

Abbreviation for 'Hormonally Induced Sassiness'.
The behavioral change a woman undergoes during the onset of her menses.
Symptoms of HIS include but are not limited to:
- Decreased ability to put up with lame jokes.
- Increased activity in the region of the frontal lobe that is primarily responsible for interpreting and delivering sarcasm.
- Bloating, tenderness, changes in appetite.
"She didn't mean it dude; she's got HIS."
"Oh, I thought it was PMS."

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