"Family Guy" (1999)

Title : Family Guy

Plot keywords :
* Dog * Baby * Rhode Island * Dysfunctional Family * Violence
* Stay At Home Mom * Small Town * Controversial * Matricide * Marijuana

Taglines :
Don't Die Laughing. We Could Get Sued (Season 4).
Freakin' Sweet
If You Can Read This, Then "Family Guy" is Back on Air (Season 4)
On May 1st, We Get Reborn (Season 4)...
Parental Discretion Advised, that's how you know it's good
UnCut, Un-PC & Unsuitable for Kids

Catchphrases

Brian Griffin: Whose leg do you have to hump to get a dry martini around here?

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Lois Griffin: Peter, what the hell?!

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Peter Griffin: Freakin' sweet!

Peter Griffin: Holy crap!

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Stewie Griffin: What the deuce?

Stewie Griffin: Victory is mine!

Stewie Griffin: Blast!

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Cleveland Brown: Oh, that's nasty!

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Glenn Quagmire: Giggity giggity goo!

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Joe Swanson: LET'S DO IT!!

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Herbert the old man: [usually to Chris Griffin and under his breath] Get your fat ass back here.

or

A Tiny Man or a Giant Shoe

Boolean logic operator where at least one argument in the expression must be true in order for the whole statement to be true. Often denoted with '+' ('||' in programming languages).
if x=1 and y=0, then
(x OR y) = 1

Referring to someone as a whore but without actually saying the word "whore".
That girl is such an or.

(oh r)
short for orgasm
they lick them rubbed but no ones gonna get an OR from it...

and, to indicate both the phrases to the left and the right must be affirmed
Phil Kerpen should either make Met4physica supermod or a mod in the K forum.

Col. Von Strom: You are exceeding your authority. The Gestapo has no jurisdiction over senior officers of the German Army.
Capt. Hans Geering: Or junior officers.
René: What about café owners?
Capt. Hans Geering: They can do what they like with them.

which

"'A Date Which Will Live in Infamy'"

"Which?" is used by some English speakers, e.g. on Dublin's north side, when they meant to say "Sorry, I didn't understand what you just said."
Gilbert: Please hold your orthorexic lessons while I'm eating!
Michael: Which?

used to give more information about sth: ◆His best movie, which won several awards, was about the life of Gandhi. ◆ Your claim ought to succeed, in which case the damages will be substantial.
Jess Mastriani: Because it gives the impression that we have a rhythm together, that we have things in common, that we are on the same wave link! Which we are not!

her

Her eyes have captivated the world ...

1. the woman, i.e. your master
2. the mistress, i.e. the unspeakable
3. your wife - a combination of the prior two
4. the love of your life - usage rare and very infrequent. usually they have beautiful names spoken breathily.

i have to go now, it's her on the phone.
i have to go to her place with a dozen long stemmed roses and a quart of ice cream.
René: This is my wife, Edith. I have told her everything.

Term expressing disapproval of a family member or friend's significant other. Popularized by the TV show "Arrested Development."
Dan: So, I'm going out with Jess now.
Me: Her?

George Michael: We can double-date. You and Sally, and me and Ann.
Michael: Who?
George Michael: Ann.
Michael: Yes...Of course I know Ann. I didn't mean 'who,' I meant...her?

When you hate a certain person, specifically a woman, you refer to them as a "Her" so nobody knows who you are talking about besides your friends.
OMG, I just saw Her drive by!

The name that the band HIM had to go under when releasing the album Razorblade Romance in the USA, as there was already a band of that name there. However they reached a settlement and HIM are now legally allowed to go under that name in the USA. Often associated with obsessive fan and Jackass/MTV star Bam Margera
"Hey man, HER are amazing aren't they?"
"I think you mean HIM, they can be called that here now"
"Thats good."

also reffering to a place
"Lets go ther and have some fun"
"Nah im havin fun right her"

THE girl. The one you will never get, get back, or ever forget.
The girl that you will stay up all night for just so she doesn't haunt your dreams. The girl you will always remember.
I still see her in my dreams.

last name of a hmong family; also spelt as herr; spelt hawj in hmong language
Danny Her, john her

Wayne's World (1992)

Title : Wayne's World

Plot keywords
* Heavy Metal * Public Access * Basement * Reference To Pepsi * Happy Birthday To You
* Concert * Beautiful Woman * Scene During End Credits * Cult Favorite * Dog

Taglines :
You'll laugh. You'll cry. You'll hurl.
One world. One party.

Wayne Campbell

• Let me bring you up to speed. My name is Wayne Campbell. I live in Aurora, Illinois, which is a suburb of Chicago — excellent. I've had plenty of joe-jobs, nothing I'd call a career. Let me put it this way: I have an extensive collection of nametags and hairnets. OK, so I still live with my parents, which I admit is both bogus and sad. However I do have a cable access show — and I still know how to party. But what I'd really like is to do "Wayne's World" for a living. It might happen, tsshyeah, right, and monkeys might fly out of my butt.

• Garth, marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries.

• I say hurl. If you blow chunks and she comes back, she's yours. If you spew and she bolts, then it was never meant to be.
  • advising Garth about his fear of vomiting if he talks to his dream girl

• I mean, there are two Darren Stevens, right? Dick York and Dick Sargeant.Shyeah, right, as if we wouldn't notice. Oh, hold on! Dick York, Dick Sergeant, Sergeant York... Wow, that's weird.

• (ordering chinese take-out) I'll have the "cream of sum yung gai".

• (admiring a 64' Pre-CBS Fender Stratocaster in a music store) It will be mine. Oh, yes — It will be mine.

• (on seeing Cassandra for the first time) She will be mine. Oh, yes — she will be mine.

• I once thought I had mono for an entire year. It turned out I was just really bored.

• Ex-squeeze me? A-Baking powder?
  • Refrence to "Excuse me? I beg your pardon?"

• Ah yes, it's a lot like 'Star Trek: The Next Generation'. In many ways it's superior but will never be as recognized as the original.

• I know I don't have his looks. I know I don't have his money. I know I don't have his connections, his knowledge of fine wines. I know sometimes when I eat I get this clicking sound in my jaw...

• (speaking to the camera) What the hell's going on? I lost my show, I lost my best friend, I lost my girl. I'm being shit on, that's all, shit on, and you know what really pisses me off — [camera pans away] Wait, no, come on back.. OK, things aren't as bad as they seem... I'll figure somethin' out, OK?

• Zang! ("Excellent" in Cantonese)

• Pardon me — do you have any Grey Poupon?

• (after being told not to play "Stairway to Heaven" at the guitar store.) No stairway? Denied!

• (To scary ex-girlfriend before opening her "anniversary" gift) If it's a severed head, I'm going to be very upset.

• (To scary ex-girlfriend after she gives him a gun rack as an "anniversary" gift) A gun rack... a gun rack. Shyeah, Right! I don't even own a gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack. What am I gonna do... with a gun rack?

• Hey Garth — that was a haiku.

• Wow, what a totally excellent discovery— NOT!

Garth Algar

• It's sucking my will to live!

• Come in, your landing gear is down! (holding headset upside down)

• Benjamin is nobody's friend. If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick.

• In the edited for TV verison Garth states "Jamoca almond idiot" as the ice cream flavor.

• Did you ever see that 'Twilight Zone' where the guy signed a contract and they cut out his tongue and put it in a jar and it wouldn't die, it just grew and pulsated and gave birth to baby tongues? Pretty cool, huh?

• Ribbed for her pleasure. Ewww.

• That bass player's a babe. She makes me feel kinda funny, like when we used to climb the rope in gym class.

• If she were a president, she'd be Baberaham Lincoln

• (as policeman approaches) Yes; I definitely smell a pork product of some type.

• Okay... First I'll access the secret military spy satelite that is in geosynchronous orbit over the midwest. Then I'll ID the limo by the vanity plate "MR. BIGGG" and get his approximate position. Then I'll reposition the transmission dish on the remote truck to 17.32 degrees east, hit WESTAR-4 over the Atlantic, bounce the signal down into the Azores, up to COMSAT-6, beam it back to SATCOM-3 transponder number 137 and down on the dish on the back of Mr. Big's limo. It's almost too easy.

• Let me tell you something about women, Wayne. They want you to come get them, they LOVE it.

• I'm having a good time... not.

• (reading from Benjamin's planner) 'Thursday — purchase feeble cable access show, and exploit it.' Gee, I feel sorry for whoever THAT is.

• [to camera] I don't really have anything to say- HEY What's that? [Camera looks, turns back to Garth, who is walking away quickly]

• We fear change.

• Excuse me, I'd like to get by now.

• Wayne, it's never going to happen, live in the now!

• Hey Phil, if you're gonna spew...spew into this. (Unfolding and holding out a tiny Dixie paper cup to a sick-looking friend.)

Wayne & Garth catch-phrases

• It's Wayne's World, Wayne's World, party time, excellent!

• Extreme Close-up!

• Not!

• We're not worthy!!! (When talking to Alice Cooper and Aerosmith)

• Schwing! (sometimes "Scha-wing!") (In Wayne's world 2, Wayne and Garth see Heather Locklear.

Wayne: It's Heather Locklear, there is a god. Garth: Heather be thy name. Both: Schwiiiiiiing (in a quite high pitch voice, and like singing in a gospel choir to the background music). )

• She's a babe!

• As if!

• No way. Way!

Mikita's manager, Glen

• (speaking to the camera) I'd never done a crazy thing in my life before that night. Why is it that if a man kills another man in battle it's called heroic, yet if he kills a man in the heat of passion it's called murder?

• You know, if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam will rise up from the wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping from his body.

Dialogue

Garth Algar: Party on, Wayne.

Wayne Campbell: Party on, Garth.

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Wayne Campbell: Car!

Garth Algar: Car!

car drives past

Wayne Campbell: Game On!

Garth Algar: Game On!

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Wayne Campbell: Uh-oh, Stacy.

Stacy: Hi Wayne! Hi... rides bicycle into car

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Garth Algar: Hey, Mister Donut-head Man, who's trying to kill you?

Garth [as Mr. Donut-head Man]: I don't know, but he better not!

Mr. Donut-head Man: (getting stabbed) Oh I'm not happy at all!

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Wayne Campbell: All I have to say about that is "ass-sphincter-says-what" (spoken speedily).

Noah Vanderhoff [arcade owner]: What?

Wayne: A sphincter says what?

Vanderhoff: What?

Wayne: Exactly.

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Wayne Campbell: Am I supposed to be a man, am I supposed to say it's okay, I don't mind? I don't mind. Well, I mind! I mind big-time! And you know what the worst part is? I NEVER LEARNED TO READ. (Splashing water on his face to simulate tears)

Cassandra: Is that true?

Wayne Campbell: Yes, everything except the reading part.

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Tiny: Wayne. How you doin'?

Wayne: Hey, Tiny, who's playing today?

Tiny: Jolly Green Giants and the Shitty Beatles.

Wayne: Shitty Beatles? Are they any good?

Tiny: They suck.

Wayne: Then it's not just a clever name.

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Stacy: Happy anniversary, Wayne.

Wayne: Stacy, we broke up two months ago.

Stacy: Well, that doesn't mean we can't still go out.

Wayne: Well, it does, actually. That's what breaking up is.

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Stacy: Well, don't you want to open your present?

Wayne: If it's a severed head I'm going to be very upset.

Stacy: Open it.

Wayne: What is it?

Stacy: It's a gun rack.

Wayne: A gun rack... a gun rack. Shyeah, Right! I don't even own a gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack. What am I gonna do... with a gun rack?

Stacy: You don't like it? Fine. You know Wayne, if you're not careful, you're going to lose me.

Wayne: I lost you two months ago. We broke up. Are you mental? Get the net!

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Alan: Do I frighten you?

Mrs. Vanderhoff: No.

Alan: Do you want me to?

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Wayne Campbell: So, do you... come to Milwaukee often?

Alice Cooper: Well, I'm a regular visitor here, but Milwaukee has certainly had its share of visitors. The French missionaries and explorers began visiting here in the late 16th century.

Pete: Hey, isn't "Milwaukee" an Indian name?

Alice Cooper: Yes, Pete, it is. In fact , it's pronounced "mill-e-wah-que" which is Algonquin for "the good land."

Wayne Campbell: I was not aware of that.

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[Wayne and Garth discuss Claudia Schiffer.]

Wayne Campbell: She's a babe.

Garth Algar: She's magically babe-a-licious.

Wayne: She tested very high on the stroke-ability scale.

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Garth: Hey, are you done yet? I'm getting tired of holding this. (referring to Claudia's picture)

Wayne: Yeah, that's what she said.

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Benjamin Caine: First, let me get this out of the way: I'm a big fan.

Garth Algar: You are?

Benjamin: The way I see it, your show is capable of so much more.

Garth: Well, we'll try harder, okay? Just give us a second chance. Just don't go and cancel us without giving us a second chance.

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Benjamin Kane: Do you have a lawyer?

Wayne Campbell: Yes. Ahm... no. We're between lawyers right now. You see, our first lawyer screwed our affairs so bad.

Garth Algar: That's right. I walked right to that office — that's what I did — and I reached across that desk and I grabbed him by his fat head and I said "Listen, man. I'm not going to jail for YOU or for anybody!

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Terry: Wayne. Wayne. Garth told me about the show, man. I love you, man.

Wayne Campbell: Yeah, and I love you too, Terry.

Terry: No-no-no, I mean it, man. I LOVE you.

Wayne: No, I-I mean it. I love you.

Terry: No you don't, man. I love you.

Wayne: (being hugged by Terry) Garth. Hey, come over here, I think Terry has something he wants to say to you.

Terry: I love you, man.

Garth Algar (casually): Thank you. (continues dancing)

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Russel: It will be Terry's job to give the actors their hand cues.

Wayne Campbell: Excuse me, Russel, but I believe I requested the hand job...

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[Wayne and Garth are lying on the hood of the "mirth-mobile", staring at the stars.]

Garth Algar: Sometimes I wish I could boldly go where no man has gone before... but I'll probably stay in Aurora. What are you thinking about?

Wayne: Cassandra. She's a fox. In French she would be called "la renarde" and she would be hunted, with only her cunning to protect her.

Garth: She's a babe.

Wayne: She's a robo-babe. In Latin she would be called "babia majora".

Garth: If she were a president she would be Babe-raham Lincoln.

Wayne: If she lived in the Cretaceous, she'd be Babeasauros Rex.

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Garth: Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played girl bunny?

Wayne: (cracks up laughing) No... No.

Garth: Neither did I. I was just asking.

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Mikita's Manager, Glen: Anything wrong, Davy?

Davy: Yeah, I got paid today.

Glen: Yeah, I know what that's like.

Davy: No. You don't understand. They laid me off. I got one of these. (holds up pink slip)

Glen: Yeah, I know how that feels.

Davy: Know what I'd like to do?

Glen: Yeah, I know what you'd like to do. You'd like to find the guy who did it, rip his still-beating heart out of his chest and hold it in front of his face so he can see how black it is before he dies.

Davy: Actually, I was thinking of filing a grievance with the union.

Glen: Well, the world's a twisted place.

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[Wayne is stopped by a traffic cop.]

Wayne Campbell: Yes, officer, is there a problem?

T-1000: Have you seen this boy?

Wayne Campbell: AHHHHHHHH! [floors it]

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Cassandra: I don't believe I've ever had French champagne before...

Benjamin Kane: Oh, actually all champagne is French, it's named after the region. Otherwise it's sparkling white wine. Americans, of course, don't recognize the convention so it becomes that thing of calling all of their sparkling white champagne, even though by definition they're not.

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Wayne Campbell: Hey, where'd you learn to speak English?

Cassandra: College... and the "Police Academy" movies.

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Benjamin Kane: We'll be in touch.

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Benjamin Kane: He's in.

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Garth Algar: Uh, Wayne?

Wayne Campbell: Yeah?

Garth: Do you ever get the feeling Benjamin's not one of us?

Wayne: Good call. It's like he wants us to be liked by everyone. I mean, Led Zeppelin didn't write tunes everybody liked. They left that to the Bee Gees.

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Cassandra: Yeah, and if a frog had wings, it wouldn't bump its ass when it hopped.

Wayne Campbell: Interesting.

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Benjamin Kane: So, Garth, what do you think of the new set?

Garth Algar: It's kinda like a new pair of underwear. At first it's constrictive, but after a while it becomes a part of you.

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Garth Algar: Okay, pop quiz. Cassandra is not interested in Benjamin because... A: Chicks think he's handsome, B: has cool car, C: has lots of cash, D: has no visible scars, E: does not live with parents.

Wayne Campbell: Okay, how about, F: you're a gimp.

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[Inventor Ron Paxton demonstrates the "Suck Kut", a vacuum/haircutting device.]

Ron Paxton: As you can see, it sucks as it cuts.

Wayne Campbell: It certainly does suck.

Garth Algar: (getting a suck-cut) AAHHH! TURN IT OFF MAN, TURN IT OFF! IT'S SUCKING MY WILL TO LIVE! OH, THE HUMANITY!

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Stacy: Hi, Garth.

Garth Algar: Hi.

Stacy: I'm looking for Wayne, I'm very concerned about him. He seems to be going through a difficult phase right now, you know. What do you think it is?

Garth: That you're mental.

Stacy: You know him best, what do you think I should do?

Garth: Just get over it and go out with somebody else.

Stacy: Get over it and go out with somebody else. Yeah, thanks, okay, great. [to random guy] Hi.

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Wayne Campbell: Phil, what are you doing here? You're partied out, man. Again.

Garth Algar: What if he honks in the car?

Wayne: I'm giving you a no-honk guarantee.

...

Garth: Hey Phil, if you're gonna spew, spew into this. [Garth holds out an extremely small paper cup.]

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Wayne Campbell: Tell me, when the first show is over, will you still love me when I'm an incredibly humungoid giant star?

Cassandra: Yeah.

Wayne: Will you still love me when I'm in my hanging-out-with-Ravi-Shankar phase?

Cassandra: Yeah.

Wayne: Will you still love me when I'm in my carbohydrate, sequined-jumpsuit, young-girls-in-white-cotton-panties, waking-up-in-a-pool-of-your-own-vomit, bloated-purple-dead-on-a-toilet phase?

Cassandra: .........Yeah.

Wayne: Okay, party. Bonus.

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[Wayne wants help in a music store.]

Wayne: I know — I'll use the "May I help you?" riff (plays obnoxious guitar solo)

Clerk: May I help you?

...

[Garth plays an astonishing drum solo in the music store.]

Guy: You are, like... amazing... dude.

Garth: Thanks. I...like to play. (taps cymbal lightly)

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Benjamin Kane: Hey, who wants Chinese Takeout? I know a great place!

Wayne Campbell: I'll have the "cream of sum yung gai".

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Garth Algar: I mean, we're looking down on Wayne's basement. Only that's not Wayne's basement. Isn't that weird?

Wayne Campbell: Yeah, that's weird, man, that's weird. Garth! That was a haiku!

(Starting at 'I mean' and finishing at the second 'Wayne's basement', this is a haiku. I.e.:

I mean, we're looking/ Down on Wayne's basement. Only/ That's not Wayne's basement.)

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Terry: I love you, man.

Russell: And I love you. Because I've learned that platonic love can exist between two grown men.

Benjamin Kane: And I've learned something, too. I've learned that a flawless profile, a perfect body, the right clothes, and a great car can get you far in America, almost to the top, but it can't get you everything.

had

'I've had better'

1. in reference to using something
2. to have had sex with
3. to loose or to be beat
I had her.

1. Taken advantage of.
My girlfriend said she didn't cheat on me, later I found out I was had.

This expression originated from the community xtreme-jumps.eu. One of the members said: "I can't even describe how hard that is... I take my had off for you mate!"
There is no real definition of what a had is, or what it looks like, but you can define it as something very valuable, holy and worthy. By taking off your had, or doing a various of other actions with it, is a sign that you are, or will get very amazed.
Which guys are in the possession of such a had, is currently unknown, but the hads aren't existing in big numbers. Not many people has gotten their hand on one. Rumor has it that even the King of Britain has one.
"Had" is becoming a known term in the community called xtreme-jumps.eu(XJ)
I'll take my had off for you. I will eat my had if you make that! This jump is worthy of the had.

Acronym meaning 'Hyrdated and Dehydrated' describing a skin colour nobody can decide on. Hyrdated and dehydrated are references to urine colours (hydrated being clear/dehyrdated being yellow) when they mix to form a pale yellow. A mixture of white/black/yellow in someone's skin colour.
Jack: What the fuck colour is Tim?
Matt: I have no idea he's like everything mixed into some fucked up colour.
Joey: Yeah he's HAD.

Had is when you are High And Drunk, hence HAD.
I was smoking and drinking all night long, I was had.

the act of throwing shit at pedistrians
Dude give me a ranch packet this kids gunna get HAD

The act of flipping someone else's bag or purse inside-out and tossing it in a high place, such as a tree.
Jill knew she'd been had when she saw her purse in the tree.

past tense, past participle of HAVE
Lieutenant Hubert Gruber: Had it not been for you, René, those Communist girls would have shot us out of hand. How can I ever express my gratitude?

Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)

Title : Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Plot keywords
* Knight * Holy Grail * King Arthur * Camelot * Castle
* Plague * Coconut * Satire * Killer Rabbit * French

Cleric

• And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once at the number three, being the third number be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it."

Dialogue

Guard: Where'd you get the coconuts?

Arthur: We found them.

Guard: Found them? In Mercia?! The coconut's tropical!

Arthur: What do you mean?

Guard: Well, Mercia's a temperate zone!

Arthur: The swallow may fly south with the sun, and the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land.

Guard: ... Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?

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Large Man: Who's that then?

Dead Collector: I dunno. Must be a king.

Large Man: Why?

Dead Collector: He hasn't got shit all over him.

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Dennis the Peasant: Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

Arthur: Be quiet!

Dennis: You can't expect to wield supreme power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!

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Arthur: [grabs Dennis] Shut up! Will you shut up?!

Dennis: Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system!

Arthur: [shakes Dennis] Shut up!

Dennis: Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help, I'm being repressed!

---

Bedevere: Why do you think that she is a witch?

Peasant: Well, she turned me into a newt.

[Bedevere gives him a disbelieving look]

Bedevere: A newt?

[Silence]

Peasant: Well, I got better.

---

Frenchman: You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person! I blow my nose at you, so-called Ah-thoor Keeng, you and all your silly English K-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-niggits! [makes taunting gestures at them]

Sir Galahad: What a strange person.

King Arthur: Now, look here, my good man--

Frenchman: I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough water! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

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Head Knight: The Knights Who Say Ni demand a sacrifice!

King Arthur: Knights of Ni, we are but simple travelers who seek the enchanter who lives beyond these woods--

Knights of Ni: Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni!

King Arthur: Oh, ow!

Head Knight: We shall say "Ni" again to you, if you do not appease us.

King Arthur: Well, what do you want?

Head Knight: We want a shrubbery!! [jarring chord]

Taglines

• Makes Ben Hur look like an Epic!
• Sets The Cinema Back 900 Years!
• And now! At Last! Another film completely different from some of the other films which aren't quite the same as this one is.